Kroakie
A singer who did Mariah Carey the night before and now is limited to Joe
Cocker and Kim Carnes tunes. Repeatologist
A person who sings the same song every week.
Predictaoke
Host can write down singer's songs as they walk in.
Staraokeologist
Singers who have sung the same song for 5 years and go to 3 different
venues every night to sing the same songs in each.
Ghost singer
A person who puts in a song and promptly disappears, then after they are
called they mysteriously reappear.
Dedication
Any ballad sung in the hope of gaining female companionship.
Karaokephobia
Someone who is scared of Karaoke, they will push the song book away and
feel if they open it they could be metaphysically transported on to the
stage.
Kamikazekaraoke
Drafting another person to sing without their knowledge.
Milli Vanilli
A singer that goes on stage with another singer but won't take the microphone
and mouths the song.
Dance remix
A disc that skips during a performance.
Dark sider
People who take Karaoke too seriously (usually to fill deep emotional
voids). If it wasn't for Karaoke they would be up on a rooftop with an
AK-47.
Orphan
A singer that's been ditched and asks the KJ for a ride home.
Karaokeoglyphics
Unreadable song slips.
Dorkapella
Someone who keeps singing even though the song has finished.
Pitchforking
Changing the key of a song so everyone sounds like they are on helium.
Premature evacuation
Leaving before your song is over!
Illusionist
A singer's looks that conflict with the song. For example she looks like
Patsy Cline but belts out "Guns'n'Roses".
Tap dancer
A singer that didn't make it to the bathroom before their song was called.
Double take
A singer that always misses the first part of the song and the host has
to start it again. Fire drill
A song that causes singers to head for the exit and line up.
Karaoke paranoia
A condition that makes a singer ask when their song is up next (every
three minutes) and displays symptoms similar to cocaine addicts.
